Christmas in the Tower

by **Adjanah** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:16 am

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Tower
not a creature was stirring, no beings of power.
The bottles and vials were all stacked with great care
Yes, in Lomea's lab, everything was all there.

The Thorns were all nestled up snug in their beds.
The Boss was off dreaming of cleanly clewing heads.
And Cromes and V and Baldy and all
dreamt sweetly and calmly of a proper christmas ball.

But lo in the darkness, in the gloom of the night
a person crept forward, keeping out of sight.
A flash of polished leather, a grin and broad bosom
a woman stalked forward, too much for any two-some

Adjanah fished out her dirk and her delicate prong
fitting them both neatly into the lab's lock before long.
And sooner, not later, the door sprung ajar
the needles of the trap missed her by far.

She grinned and she ducked and she dodged the sprayed acid
To her all the traps of Lomea's seemed flacid.
To her it all was a game, nay, a play.
"THUD!" the trap said, and soon made her pay.

When at last she came to, her head was a-reeling.
She idly tried to focus up on the ceiling.
With a growl and a jump, she was up on her feet
finally grabbing hold of her vaunted christmas treat.

Into a pouch, the vials did go.
Quickly she departed, cause even she'd know
that the wrath of the doctor would soon be upon her.
"Wasn't me!" she'd protest. "I swear, on my honor!"

Back into the gloom she did disappear
looking behind her, guarding her rear.
But still the old Tower was still as the night
and sooner, not later, she was all out of sight.

When morning light broke, and people did wake
Adjanah had prepared a huge and grand cake.
Unknown to the others, she'd into it poured
the contents of the vials, she'd into it lured.

People did groan, and they moaned and they snarled
not even christmas brought joy to their heart.
But when the Thorns ate of the odd-looking cake
even such as they did fully awake!

A confident Volgh, a modest Sayvara.
A humorous Cromes and an empathic Lomea.
A tapdancing Lira, and a giggling Ana.
"This worked out quite well", decided Adjanah.

So when the world seems grey and also quite cold
never despair, just do what is told:
Do Carpe Diem, and Live Out Each Day.
Have fun in your life and follow the rogue way.

Adjanah has spoken and huggles you all
She'll die or have fun, winter, summer or fall
So do what she says, cause you know that she's right:
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

by **Sayvara** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:45 pm

Laughing like a loony

Excellent writing! I thuroughly enjoyed it.

/S

by **Lommy** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:45 am

Wheeee! Another intruder bedises Volgh in Lommy's lab... very nice

by **Cromes** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:49 am

Grand poetry! Loved it!

Meeeeerry X-mas! Ho ho ho!

by **Sayvara** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:50 am

Hey, what are you all doing here now?! I thought I was the only one being nutty enough to be online at this time.

/S

by **Cromes** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:54 am

I should've been sleeping long time ago, true. But I'm as bad at going to bed as I am getting up...

by **Volgh** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:12 am

Heheheh! Nice pice o' poetry sis!

by **Sayvara** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:14 am

Gods... you too?! Get off of the computers you maniacs!

/S

by **Volgh** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:46 am

I wanna! But it won't get off *me*! :roll:

by **Adjanah** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:15 pm

I got into bed at six in the morning...me and my dad ended up going deep into some fine whisky. Oh my aching head.

by **Sayvara** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:39 pm

Adjanah wrote:I got into bed at six in the morning...me and my dad ended up going deep into some fine whisky. Oh my aching head.

What?! You and Lirandel were drinking whiskey and not inviting meeee?! I'll never forgive you for this sis! (Unless of course you show you are really sorry by offering me something that takes the ache of the heartbreak away.... like more whiskey

)

/S

by **Adjanah** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:49 pm

Oi, I got a right to be with him as well, ya big tub o' lard! You're always bloody with him, we need some occasional father-daughter time as well!

by **Sayvara** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:57 pm

Adjanah wrote:Oi, I got a right to be with him as well, ya big tub o' lard! You're always bloody with him, we need some occasional father-daughter time as well!

/me grumbles

Like hell I am... he's away so much on trips I even have to take female lov...

/me bites her tongue...

Never mind... that's not for your innocent ears sis.

/S

by **Adjanah** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:38 pm

My innocent ears'll be going medieval on yer ass if I catch you cheating on me dad...

by **Sayvara** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:57 pm

Adjanah wrote:My innocent ears'll be going medieval on yer ass if I catch you cheating on me dad...

Well as long as its your ears and not something else... like your daggers. Besides he and I has an understanding about female lovers.

/S

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